Double Trouble

Don't let their cute smiles fool you, they are trouble. What one doesn't think of the other one does. Plus Zoe loves to do what ever her big brother does, whether it's "good" or "bad".

Here are some funny things heard around the McDonald house in the past week:

Noah:

"Daddy, Zoe's drinking your potty water."
- - Zoe, managed to unscrew the bolt cover from the toilet and use it to scoop out water from the bowl.

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"Mommy, I need you to fix it. I don't want our Daddy to hit us."
-- He wanted me to close the cover on the thermostat. As for hitting? I don't know where he got that one, as Daddy never hits us.

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"Does Mickey Mouse have a penis?" silence on my end... he continues "yes, yes he does cause he's a boy, Minnie's a girl, Donald's a boy, Daisy's a girl....what's Goofy?"
-- I think that's pretty self explanatory.

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"Mommy this is my house, I'll share it with you...I'll share it with Daddy and Zoe too."
-- first thing out of his mouth after his afternoon nap.

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Zoe's picked up a few new words this past week too:

"gigant" (giant) - due to "the Little Einsteins"

"_itch" (witch) I won't fill in the letter I'm sure you can guess how she's says it. But, I assure you it is witch, because she and Noah love to pretend there is a witch down the hallway. (thanks again to "the Little Einsteins")

However this is my favorite, I'm actually trying to get it on video, as it is hilarious. Just to clarify, if my Sister-in-law Janet reads this, or any of her family, I mean no ill will. This is a result of their recent visit. Jacob is a month older than Zoe and lets just say he plays like a boy and at times, Zoe can be such a girl. So, they didn't always get along during the visit. But, she holds no hard feelings against him, she actually looks around our house for him on a daily basis.

"Where's Jayjup?" (where's Jacob) shoulders shrugging and looking every where for him. Under the table, behind the couch, etc....

followed by:

"he push" hands on her back and she pushes her tummy out